Lula is real! Lula is real!

From this article about a female bounty hunter in Fayetteville, North Cackalacky:

She carries mace, a 9 mm Glock handgun, handcuffs and a Fugitive Recovery Agent badge.

"We've never had to pull our guns. You always have to come prepared," she says.

Denice Williams tends to attract attention - probably because of her long Day-Glo orange fingernails.

Some of the nails are pierced with rings and others are decorated. One is painted with Sylvester the cat; another with a tiny pair of handcuffs and a gun.

meretricious
adjective
1. Attracting attention in a vulgar manner.
2. Plausible but false or insincere; specious.
3. Of or relating to prostitutes or prostitution.