Stickittodaman!

The fuzz, the heat, the pig, the static.... Do you call cops "the cops" or do you call them something else? Because, well... I call the police "the fuzz". Why? Because I want to, that's why. Why be normal and call them the police? I'm going to do you one better and call them the fuzz. Lint in my pocket? Absolutely not. THE POLICE, MAN! Get with the program!

Let's use one of those phrases in a sentence shall we (and this is where you say "We shall indeed...")? Okay, just so I don't confuse you, I'm going to hop into my 70's persona (*ahem*):

"Yo, Blood! The pig was tryin' to hem me up. They ain't nothin' but some jive turkey suckas!"

Now, wait... I don't think negatively of the police. I think that 32.7% of them are alright. I just love other names for people or things. I cannot and will not conform to normalcy!

Stay tuned for my fun-filled and zany-laced take on the word "skeedaddle". You don't want to miss it.