Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally

From an AP article carried on the Washington Post website:

A 16-year-old student bit into a razor blade while eating a chicken sandwich he purchased at his high school, authorities said.

Craig Beat was not injured when he found the blade in his chicken patty Sept. 21, the Flagler County Sheriff's Office said.

Beat told school officials that he bought the sandwich at Flagler Palm Coast High School and sat down to eat it in the school's lunchroom, according to a sheriff's report.

Maybe the Wendy's chili/finger debacle made me jaded, but color me
incredulous
adjective
1. Skeptical; disbelieving.
2. Expressive of disbelief.