How cute!

Not. Behold Bling Bling Barbie. Yes, her bellybutton has jewelry in it. Yes, she appears to be wearing athletic socks under her boots. And yes, she has on faux fur sleeves, seemingly unattached to her... her... blouse? Do we even call that a blouse?

My Scene Bling Bling Barbie is for ages 3 and up, according to manufacturer info provided to Amazon.com. Yes, you read that correctly. Three. 1-2-3.

reckless
adjective
1. Heedless or careless.
2. Headstrong; rash.
3. Indifferent to or disregardful of consequences.
[Middle English reckeles, from Old English rēcelēas.]
"reckless." The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2004. Answers.com 27 Jul. 2006. http://www.answers.com/topic/reckless