"I'll have a heart attack on a plate, please"

The Hamdog is a hot dog wrapped in a beef patty that is deep fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions, and served on a hoagie bun topped with a fried egg.
"Hamdog." Wikipedia. Wikipedia, 2005. Answers.com 23 Jul. 2006. http://www.answers.com/topic/hamdog

Just the thought of that makes me want to

toss my cookies
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Vomit. This slangy euphemism dates from the first half of the 1900s.
"toss one's cookies." The American Heritage® Dictionary of Idioms. Houghton Mifflin Company, 1992. Answers.com 23 Jul. 2006. http://www.answers.com/topic/toss-one-s-cookies