if a man ever needed an undershirt, it's this man

It's another portmanteau, I can't resist sharing my favorites:

yip·ples n.

1. Unyielding projections of the male breasts of Mr. Vern Yip, home improvement celebrity.

I know Trading Spaces isn't as sensational as it once was. But in the heyday of that show, the yipples made so many appearances, they should have been regognized in the closing credits. Vern Yip has since moved onto bigger and more prestigious endeavors, unfortunately, the yipples are still on the scene.