Memo

From the Desk of Esbee

ATTN: All remaining hairs on my right eyebrow
cc: left eyebrow

I'll pluck you right out, too, if any of you elect to individually dabble in grey tones like the traitor hair I plucked earlier. I am entirely unamused by hair color insurgency. You want to play that game, you'd best all take a stand together one night when I'm sleeping.

senescence
noun
1. The organic process of growing older and showing the effects of increasing age.
2. The property characteristic of old age.
"senescence." WordNet 1.7.1. Princeton University, 2001. Answers.com GuruNet Corp. 15 Oct. 2005. http://www.answers.com/topic/senescence