Sunday, November 20, 2005

I will not brook further disobedience

A few weeks ago, I released my Memo to my eyebrow hairs.

Just a few minutes ago, I looked in a mirror to find that the grey hair I plucked out that day came BACK in, but this time it was RED. It was also A FULL INCH long. I have blonde eyebrows, for the record, so this Ronald McDonald clownhair stood out, to put it mildly.

AND IT WAS NOT THERE THIS MORNING.

I've plucked it again. I fear what I may find in its place on the morrow.

anarchy
noun
A lack of civil order or peace: disorder, lawlessness, misrule.
"anarchy." Roget's II: The New Thesaurus, Third Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 1995. Answers.com 20 Nov. 2005. http://www.answers.com/topic/anarchy

I WILL NOT BE DEFIED.

Hold me. I'm scared.