Mother of Hank Williams! What were you thinking?

Deepak Chopra competing in NASCAR, Pete Rose performing interpretive dance, and Rick Moranis singing country music. Yesterday I would have thought the world was safe from all three. But this morning on the Today show, the latter came true!
Why, Rick, why?
If your career was floundering, why did you have to take it out on country music?
Please don't listen, especially if you like country music at all, it's so bad you'll go deaf. It's terrible.