Yo, Gram. What it be. Bow-chickie-bow-wow.

An AP article on the Washington Post website reads in part:

YONKERS, N.Y. -- A 62-year-old retired schoolteacher is fighting with a cable company over a hefty bill for porn and gangsta rap programming she says she never ordered.

The charges of more than $1,000 appeared on Claudia Lee's February Cablevision bill, shortly after she bundled her cable TV, computer and phone services.

"They are harassing me and trying to make me pay for something I didn't do," said Lee, who lives alone.

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Lee said the only regular visitor to her house is her 81-year-old mother, "and I don't think she wants to watch porn."

If she were Grandma Mazur from Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series, she in fact would be quite interested in porn and gangsta rap.

But generally, I find grandmas and porn/gangsta rap interests

discrepant
adjective
1. In sharp opposition.
2. Made up of parts or qualities that are disparate or otherwise markedly lacking in consistency.
"discrepant." Roget's II: The New Thesaurus, Third Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 1995. Answers.com 29 Apr. 2006. http://www.answers.com/topic/discrepant